After many years of running this bookblog my life has shifted a bit. I will continue to review books I am reading but will be adding in TV and movie reviews as well. Enjoy! Check out my companion blog: http://dcvegeats.blogspot.com/
Sunday, February 27, 2022
"Naomi"
Wednesday, February 23, 2022
"Kim's Convenience"
Monday, February 21, 2022
"Roma"
Sunday, February 20, 2022
My SAG Award Picks
FILM
Outstanding Performance by a Cast: This came down to Belfast and CODA. Both are just lovely family dramas. Setting aside my personal bias of loving
anything Irish, I had to go with CODA which really peeled into the
layers of the complex relationships between family members.
Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading
Role: Jessica Chastain in The
Eyes of Tammy Faye. For me, none of
the others even came close.
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading
Role: Will Smith, hands down.
Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting
Role: This one was really tough. A four-way race, in my humble opinion. That being said, I went for Ariana DeBose in West
Side Story. Her performance wasn’t
“better” than the others but it involved singing and dancing as well as acting
and I just enjoy a fresh face. Ms.
DeBose brought so much energy to the work that the screen just shimmered when
she was in a scene.
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting
Role: This was a three-way tie for
me. In the end I went with Ben Affleck,
whose presence in The Tender Bar really made the film work. And he did an amazing job of subverting his
own personality to simply “be” the character.
Bravo.
TELEVISION
Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series: I was really going to go for Handmaid’s
Tale. I ADORE Handmaid’s Tale. But The Morning Show kind of blew me
away. There isn’t a single character who
doesn’t bring 120% to the production, and it fits together like an incredibly
dense puzzle.
Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama
Series: I’m the first to say that
people shouldn’t get an award for playing the same role over and over every
year. That being said I voted for
Elisabeth Moss in Handmaid’s Tale.
Again. And always. The layers of this character, as she moves
from mom to rebel to, well, something else, are impossible to turn away from.
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama
Series: Billy Crudup, The Morning
Show. He makes awful decisions. And then tries to justify them. And struggles with his own actions. With a single look he communicates a million
feelings. It’s kind of brilliant.
Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy
Series: The Great. Always.
It won’t win. But it should. It really, really should.
Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy
Series: Elle Fanning, The Great. See above.
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy
Series: This one is tough because I
basically didn’t like Ted Lasso or Only Murders in the Building. So I went with Michael Douglas in The
Kominksy Method. It’s a default but
I like the show and I like his work in it.
He really embraces who he is now, warts and all. After seeing so many Hollywood types fight
aging tooth and nail, this performance is refreshing and real.
Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Television
Movie or Limited Series: This was
really tough. I wanted to go with
Cynthia Erivo, who (I’m very sad to say) was better than Jennifer Hudson at
playing Aretha Franklin. The performance
was more layered, more energized. Less
sanitized. But then there was Maid. Margaret Qualley’s frustration, anger and
desperation as she is continually boxed into corners she can’t get out of are a
portrait of pain. I went with Margaret
Qualley.
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Television
Movie or Limited Series: Really
really wanted to go with Murray Bartlett from The White Lotus as his
role was not only critical but just beautifully played. But then there was Dopesick. The show didn’t just transfix me. And Michael Keaton proved, yet again, what a
terrific actor he is. He just
metamorphized into a small-town doctor.
No ego, no echoes of the actor, just the character. It was lovely.
STUNTS
Outstanding Action Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a
Motion Picture: This was tough but
fun. Almost all of these not only had
great stunts but were highly watchable (particularly Dune and No Time
to Die). And it’s tricky these
days. You don’t want to reward digital
effects instead of the actual stunt work.
All that being said No Time to Die, Shang-Chi and Black
Widow each had a ton of stunt work and all had some fun, unique things to
look at. There was a protracted
motorcycle chase up and down stairwells in a European city, a large fight on a
bamboo scaffolding and two “sisters” who aren’t exactly best friends when they
meet up for the first time in decades. I
went with Black Widow because, in my heart, I believe that women fight
differently. They must rely on weight
shifts and unique moves more than on punches thrown with brute strength. I loved the use of towels in the first
showdown between Natasha and Yelena. It
was creative and fresh. Brava.
Outstanding Action Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a
Television Series: Tough call. Went with Squid Game cuz, well, yeah,
these are new scenarios. Still trying to
figure out why Star Trek: Discovery
never gets a nod. Most recent season had
****loads of stunts. Anyway a note that
stunts aside Loki was my favorite new Marvel mini-series.
Saturday, February 19, 2022
TV Award Picks
Dramas: Succession
has been getting the lionshare of chatter and will probably pull a Ted Lasso
or Schitt’s Creek and walk away with most of the hardware. I only got through two episodes and called it
quits. Ditto Yellowstone. Mare of Easttown, another uber
popular series, was so bleak I just had to say no. Scenes from a Marriage was also
incredibly bleak, as was Squid Game. Halston had its moments but I
just really object to casting a straight actor in an overtly gay role (I couldn't help but think that Matt Bomer could have slayed this role). The Falcon and the Winter Soldier
was downright dour and the first time I wanted to ditch on a Marvel show.
Winners, for me, included old and new. I adore Handmaid’s Tale and The
Morning Show always wins me over for the complexity of the characters. Maid and Dopesick
had me binging the entire series over a day or so, each covering a modern crisis
without feeling preachy. Cynthia Erivo
gets major snaps for besting Jennifer Hudson in the battle of the Aretha
Franklins, although she had the advantage of a way better script and a longer format.
Comedies: The White
Lotus was listed as drama, which is a mistake. It’s comedy, albeit and very very dark
comedy. And it’s brilliant. And sad.
Kind of watching a train wreck.
You really really want to look away but you can’t. My fave here is The Great and
always will be. It’s smart, fast, and
deeply funny – until it’s not. And that’s
why it is brilliant. A cast effort where
every single actor “brings it”. Loki
was a surprise with a sense of freshness and absolutely hysterical
dialog. The Kominsky Method
was nice and wrapped up the series perfectly.
The rest of the so-called comedies left me cold which proves that comedy
is a very personal thing. I mean, there
is a lot of types of comedy, right? Do
you like slapstick, crude jokes, subtle smart stuff, or a show “about nothing”? It’s a dilemma. Many of these are well-liked and feature big-deal
actors. I just didn’t find them
funny. That includes Ted Lasso,
Only Murders in the Building, The Chair and Hacks.
Friday, February 18, 2022
Film Award Picks
Every year there are themes or styles which seem to resonate
between the films, no matter how disparate.
The past remains popular with the 1920s and 1960s/1970s being the most
prevalent. This year the trends are
movies which look like art – every scene is like a painting in a museum, even
when the subject matter is ugly. That
being said this year’s batch of films are not always intelligible. Storylines are misty and muddled, disjointed. Timelines are unclear, narrators are
unreliable. The films this year seem to
be more about metaphor and symbolism than clear-cut stories. Endings are sometimes enigmatic as are characters. Dialog is minimal and cameras pan over faces
full of emotion (or not). Smiles hide
feelings the viewer is never quite sure of.
It’s a hazy, distanced view of the world, as if we are all inside of our
own prisons, looking out at something we can’t reach. If there is an impact from the isolation of
Covid on the art world, this is it. It’s
not a gloomy bunch of films but there is little connection to anything palpable
with the exception of the three family films:
Belfast, CODA and King Richard.
Being the Ricardos – There is a lot of positive
things to say about this film. It’s a
great concept and a very good story.
It’s well-written and beautifully directed. The supporting cast is terrific and there are
significant points made about women in a male-dominated industry. On the flip side, there will be a struggle
for those who loved I Love Lucy, and Lucille Ball, as it shows
this icon at her worst and pulls back the veil to see an underbelly to the
hugely popular series. The fatal flaw,
however, is in casting. Hollywood
insists on names for leading roles. And
so we get Nicole Kidman and Javier Bardem.
They aren’t bad. Actors this good
can’t be bad, and Bardem impresses with his musical skills. If this had been purely a fictional tale they
would have been fine. But it’s not. They are recreating incredibly well-known people. Kidman and Bardem fail at truly inhabiting
these two “greats.” You never forget
that it is not Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz on the screen. This is driven home when they recreate famous
scenes from the I Love Lucy show, like the grape-squishing
scene. It just reinforces the idea that these
two actors are fine but they are no Desi and Lucy. It’s enjoyable as a film, its only mistake is
in not creating something which feels true.
Belfast – This absolutely lovely black and
white film is a study in contrasts.
There are everyday childhood dramas mixed with “The Troubles” of
Northern Ireland, loving parents who don’t love each other, a broken home which
is hard to leave. It’s simple but not
dumbed down. Palpably real this speaks
to anyone who had that crystalized moment in their childhood when the world
beyond the playground became clear. It’s
just frickin’ brilliant.
Black Widow and Shang-Chi and the Legend
of the Ten Rings – These Marvel movies don’t move too far out of the
box but Black Widow has a nice Bond feel. Florence Pugh is an excellent addition to the
franchise and David Harbour is absolutely hysterical. Shang-Chi is fresh with yummy
lead Simu Liu. Awkwafina as the
girlfriend is an awesome choice. I
really like her in everything. The
return of royalty like Michelle Yeoh gives it gravitas and the Asian motifs,
particularly in the final battle, are lovely.
Worthwhile ways to spend a few hours if you aren’t totally over the
Avengers yet.
CODA – Young Emilia Jones is proving to be
quite the triple threat. In multiple
projects at the same time she can act, sing, hide her British accent and spent
nine months studying ASL to perform this role authentically. Authenticity is the key here. This is a family. Like all families, there are issues. Marlee Matlin, in describing the issues
Emilia’s brother has with her, signs that “it’s complicated.” And it is.
There are layers upon layers in this lovely, sad, sometimes funny
film. Kudos to the entire cast for
working together so seamlessly and to the director/writer for making it clear
that deafness is only one aspect of the dynamics which make up a family.
Don’t Look Up – With a star-studded cast this
one is billed as a comedy but it’s not funny.
It’s hugely sardonic and takes swipes at enough contemporary villains to
get an appreciative grunt here and there but it’s not a laugh-fest. And the ending. Oh my.
It also runs almost two and a half hours which makes you feel a bit like
being hit over the head with “the point”.
Written and directed by the same talent as Vice and The
Big Short it has the same snarky tone but this being more fictional it
takes on a darker edge. Using possible
world-wide destruction by a comet as a metaphor for climate change and making a
clear comparison to the gross in competence of our former Baby-in-Chief, the anger
is palpable with several characters devolving into open screams. The President and her sycophantic son are too
involved in politics to deal, the news is too focused on entertaining to address
real news (particularly if it is negative) and the public is more interested in
their Social Media streams than on impending world destruction. Mark Rylance gets a shout-out here for his
portrayal of a stilted, ineffectual billionaire. Other than that the movie is not subtle, and
despite the tremendous cast and heavy marketing, it’s not wonderful. Sometimes rage doesn’t play well even if it’s
justified.
Dune – There has been a lot of talk about how
they finally made a decent Dune film.
There have been more than a few tries.
On a personal level, I like the miniseries and found the biggest deficit
of the 80s version was the times rather than the production value. So, here we are, 2021 and the tech has caught
up, the audience more accustomed to a complex, layered narrative. Yes, this is Science Fiction. It is also politics and religion and
sociology and a bunch of other things.
And yes, this film is good.
Timothee Chalamet, who is usually pretty awesome, has tremendous balance
here. He’s grown up since his early
work. And it shows. There is a ton of depth as his character
works through the overwhelming challenges he faces. The relationship between him and his mother
is as difficult and unusual here as it is in the book. The biggest downside is that, of course, to
get payoff you are going to have to see the second film. I won’t mind.
The Eyes of Tammy Faye – This tremendously
kind look at a well-known figure helps to take the cartoon out of the woman and
show the real person behind all the mascara.
It’s a worthy effort even if it isn’t a great film. Writing, etc is weak, but Jessica Chastain
may have my vote for best actor. Even
knowing it was her I couldn’t see her. I
only saw this big woman who was, in a strange way, a real feminist. The film made me think, which is saying
something. And I came away with a sense
of dimensionality although I can’t respect what she and her husband did and am
not sure I buy the whole “too innocent to realize it” excuse. No matter.
She was a real person with a real life.
This film, glossy though it might be, shows us that it wasn’t all joy
and rapture.
House of Gucci – Director Ridley Scott is
going to do what he’s going to do.
Taking historical events and twisting them to sell the story he wants to
tell is kind of his thing. And so we
have a significantly less-than-historical version of the relationship between
Maurizio Gucci and his wife, Patrizia Reggiani.
Well-framed images don’t make the motives clear. With the exception of Lady Gaga (who is very
good) and Jared Leto (who is outstanding) there is a surprising lack of passion
and focus for the characters. Adam
Driver, typically a gifted actor, is left swimming in poor dialog. You are never quite sure of what he wants,
why he wants it, or who the character really is. It seems to change from one scene to the
next. He's not the only one. This thing is a really long mish-mash. It’s yet another star-heavy film this year
which focuses on powerful white people but has very little to say.
King Richard – Engaging, well done on every
level and hugely watchable. The
relationship between Richard and his wife, the family dynamics, it’s all delightful. Given that the Williams sisters are Executive
Producers on it, the film is a little on the sweet side, glossing over the
dark, but in this case that’s okay. It’s
a feel-good piece which says what it needs to say. Brava, Bravo.
Licorice Pizza – I really looked forward to
seeing this. Every year there is some
small budget film which gets a lot of attention and this time it’s Licorice
Pizza with all the chatter.
Unfortunately I found myself bored and ancy. It’s yet another 1970s reflection of growing
up. Unlike The Tender Bar I
didn’t find it charming. More like a
random collection of snapshots. The
scenes don’t have any kind of through-line, and the protracted scenes with
Bradley Cooper playing Jon Peters are, well, kind of pointless. For me anyway. Even the title is unconnected to the
plot. Too much inside baseball. It might have meaning for those who lived it
but I wasn’t able to connect.
The Lost Daughter – Echoing the other films
this year this movie is more about being atmospheric than it is about
storytelling. Tinged with a sense of
isolation and loss we watch Olivia Coleman’s character, Leda, try to enjoy a
vacation while being inundated with a large family which reminds her of the family
she left behind. It is part of a handful
of films which are exploring the idea that motherhood is not innate to women
and that many women who become mothers feel trapped and unfulfilled. It’s not about judgement but about
reality. It’s good but lengthy. As good a Coleman is I was more impressed and
interested by the actor playing her younger self. That’s the part where the character’s
impossible decision is made. The rest is
just reflection.
The Matrix Resurrections – There is nothing
new here. Like a TV show that has run
out of juice it plays like a clip show with way too many references to the
previous films. It’s a sign that they
don’t have anything new to bring to the tale.
Jessica Henwick and Neil Patrick Harris are fun and Jonathan Groff is
terrific (dude, it’s Jonathan Groff, he’s always terrific) but that’s about
it. The two-and-a-half-hour film feels
much longer.
Nightmare Alley – This star-studded film noir
runs long and feels like it. Not that it
isn’t entertaining. If you are into this
style of film it’s kind of brilliant. A
dark morality play which goes where you figure it will go but is visually
engaging and full of colorful characters.
It was enjoyable, but for me not particularly memorable.
No Time to Die – Not a huge Bond fan I stopped
watching the films long before Daniel Craig’s turn at bat. So I was pleasantly surprised at this really
layered, deep and emotional film. I
mean, yes, there are all the familiar Bond tropes but they are wrapped in good acting,
a complex script and a real story. Of
course, there is a strange villain trying to destroy the world from an island
(with a bunker which looks a LOT like the one from Indiana Jones and the
Last Crusade). The narrative,
however, plays into love and loss and choices.
It makes the whole thing just a teensy bit relatable. Before the inevitable explosions and
such. It’s worth the bulky two hours and
forty-five minutes which flies by.
Passing – Any attempt to describe this
layered, twisty film would fall flat.
It’s art. It’s poetry. It’s depression and grief and love and hate
and jealousy and so many other things.
The weight of the emotional burden falls on actor Tessa Thompson. In the dialog-light film the camera lingers
on Ms. Thompson time and time again. She
is a figure in the background who is framed or blocked by objects in the
foreground. One stares at her tightly
drawn face as she works through an uncounted number of emotions. None of them are simple and none are
clear-cut. The sometimes-fuzzy point of view
is that of her character. The editing
jumps from one point in time to another making the film feel like jagged snapshots
of a life. You are never quite sure of
when and where you are but have an overwhelming sense of atmosphere. Ruth Negga, who has gotten the lion-share of
attention for her work here plays the flirtatious, fatalist flapper. Her deception is the focus of the title but
only a small part of a much bigger story of lives lived unfulfilled. The enigmatic ending nags and pulls at
you. What does it all mean? I’m not sure and viewers will undoubtably
debate about it. One thing I do know
that you will be just a touch haunted long after the movie ends.
The Power of the Dog – This must be the year
when films aren’t what they seem to be.
This is not a western. Not
really. It’s a psychological drama which
happens to be set in Montana in 1925.
So, yes, there are horses and cattle and that’s important to the
storyline, but it isn’t what this film is about. With a surprising number of similarities to Passing
this one focuses on people and their relationships with each other. Some of those relationships are toxic. Also told in snapshots without a clear
timeline the vistas impress and the camera work by Jane Campion is as amazing
as ever. And yes, there is a piano
although it is only an element of the tale and not the primary driver of
action. It’s a brilliant film but not an
easy one. And, just a warning, it will
make some viewers cringe from time to time (mostly vegetarians). That being said it’s my expectation that this
one will be walking around with a good deal of hardware at award time.
Respect – I love Jennifer Hudson. I always have. That being said, a biographical film is
always a challenge. You are asked, in
two and half hours or so, to encapsulate the totality of a complex and often
very well-known life. Jennifer Hudson is
probably one of the few people out there today who can do justice to Aretha Franklin’s
singing as copying the style and intonation of another singer is hugely
hard. Unfortunately the engaging singing
is where any value to this film stops.
The storytelling is weak, the script even more so. Ms. Franklin goes through huge changes in
this tale but there just isn’t enough meat on the bone to explain how she grows
and comes into herself. Dark moments are
glossed over, Jennifer Hudson goes from being shy to self-assured in a jarring
instant. When the credits roll at the
end and you see the real Aretha Franklin, it’s a relief. That’s not a good thing.
The Tender Bar – I get fidgety these days
while I’m watching TV. That wasn’t the
case with this film. From the beginning,
when dialog is minimal, I felt myself roped in.
Every word was loaded, every expression hugely telling. A look provides a dozen emotions. It’s not a “grand” tale, just slices of very
normal, everyday life. But it’s sweet
and a little funny. It’s tremendously
real. Characters are hugely engaging,
including name-actors who manage to just melt into the roles and leave ego
behind. It’s a quiet story which is very
well written, well shot and well told.
Brava, Bravo.
tick … tick … BOOM! – A tiny, lovely jewel in
this year’s film offerings I can’t say it’s the best (impossible to compare
apples to oranges) but I can say it struck a (literal) chord with me and is a
true favorite. I thought I knew the
Jonathan Larson story. I didn’t have a clue. This film, based on Mr. Larson’s second play
(Rent was his third), is a biographical piece with a
lovely fusion of brilliant songs and remorseful stand-up style monologues. It’s just down-right endearing. Snaps to Andrew Garfield who manages to step
aside and let the character shine through and to Alexandra Shipp, who is effervescent
in her role of partner/lover/ex for the Larson character. Don’t blink as there are notable (like,
really, really notable) cameos throughout, particularly in the “Sunday in the
Diner” scene. And yes, that is really a
tape of Stephen Sondheim leaving a message on Jonathan Larson’s answering
machine. A close look at a life too
brief, a man whose gift we only began to understand before he was taken.
The Tragedy of the (Scottish Play) – I’ve seen
a lot of Shakespeare. A LOT. So I’m picky.
This is visually stunning. Art
with a capitol “A”. It’s a
surrealist/Dali-esque portrayal of the famous play. The big “but” here is that pretty-to look at
doesn’t necessarily make for a brilliant production. Joel Coen directs and I have some
issues. His heavy (heavy heavy) use of
the “Z axis” is interesting at first but becomes wieldy and distracting. Many of the lines are delivered in an almost
deadpan way. Emotion is muted. Sentence after sentence is delivered in a
whisper. When Mr. Washington’s character
has to make his tortured, fatalistic choice, he has the emotional equivalent of
picking out white blinds or beige. When
asked by his wife to return the bloody knives to the sleeping bodies of King’s
men, his general attitude is “ehh?” He
finally seems to wake up about half-way through but by then I have long since
stopped caring. I can’t help but feel
that the actors were directed this way.
Early on there is some exposition and the film pivots to a mime of the
action being described. To me, it said that
the director didn’t trust the words, which is critical for Shakespeare. Also early on Alex Hassell gives a throwaway
line great import but the rest of his speech is monotone. Corey Hawkins was making it work as Macduff
until his character’s family is killed.
And he goes flat. I didn’t get
it. I also didn’t get the bizarre and
distracting fake eyebrows on Bertie Carvel, who played Banquo. A few actors were able to rise above. Kathryn Hunter entrances with her gorgeously unique
take on the witches. Frances McDormand is
a study in sly subtlety and steals every scene she’s in (which is saying a lot
given that her scene partner is Denzel Washington). Stephen Root made the most of his comic
cameo. Moses Ingram is absolutely lovely
and grounded and real in her one scene.
The sad thing is, however, that this film as a whole is lacking in sound
and fury and in the end, signifies nothing.
West Side Story – This is simultaneously a
lovely homage to the original as well as a beautiful updating of a classic
film. Slightly longer than the 1961
version the songs and dancing are still there but this time there is more
context, more foundation, to explain the inherent racism of the times. Sadly this film still speaks to our current
times where Americans are pitted against each other and have retreated into
tribes. It’s a wonderful adaptation and
worthy of watching.
Thursday, February 17, 2022
"Abbott Elementary"
Tuesday, February 08, 2022
"Women of the Movement"
Tuesday, February 01, 2022
"The Electrical Life of Louis Wain"
Saturday, January 01, 2022
"The Undocumented Americans" by Karla Cornejo Villavicencio
Thursday, December 23, 2021
Holiday Films
Peloton has an inappropriate series of commercials, Hallmark
released a whopping 35 holiday films and I can’t walk into a store without
Christmas Muzak playing. I watched
through a good number of the newer offerings on the aforementioned Hallmark
networks as well as on Lifetime, Netflix and Amazon Prime but I barely touched
on the ones from other networks. There
were so many holiday films (almost exclusively filmed in Canada) that some of
the same actors appeared in multiple movies.
Let’s face it, none of these are going to be It’s a
Wonderful Life or Miracle on 34th Street. They are primarily designed for one thing …
something to have on in the background to help get you in the mood while you
are madly cleaning and decorating. They
all have predictable plots with sometimes iffy writing and/or acting. They all have small towns and snow and a
sugary meet-cutes. There is enough hot
chocolate and gingerbread to put one into a diabetic coma and often a contest
of some sort. There is also a
manufactured crisis (usually involving some big evil corporate entity) which is
miraculously solved on Christmas Eve. Women
are almost universally convinced ditch their big city corporate dreams and move
back home.
Some of these are actually worth a couple of hours. Some are not.
This year the best ones for me were the ones with known, experienced
actors who managed to rise above the sugary sweetness to create a real moment
here and there.
Best of the Bunch
The Christmas House 2:
Deck Those Halls – I vaguely remember liking the first edition of
this story a year ago, but, like so many of these tales, it didn’t really stick
with me. I have to say though, I can’t
help but feel the latest installment is better than the first. It’s a stellar cast and since we are past the
“will they or won’t they” stage the tropes are left behind. Instead we have a chance to truly explore the
meaning of Christmas along with sibling rivalry, the challenges of parenthood
and the impossible choices that come with blended families. It’s good.
Really good.
A Very Merry Bridesmaid – Emily Osmet and Casey
Deidrick. At their worst, these films
feel forced and fake, as if they are just checking off items from a list of
plot developments. At their best, like
this one, they feel real and grounded and have at least one or two story twists
you may not see coming. Admittedly, I
like Emily Osmet, a lot, and Casey Deidrick ain’t bad either. The whole cast is pretty good. And yes, near the end I felt the slightest
hint of a tear. A real one, not one from
being emotionally played. Very
entertaining.
Crashing Through the Snow – This one abandons every
trope and focuses on the challenges which come with newly formed blended
families. It’s not tidy and it’s well
acted (Hello Amy Acker!). Brava, bravo.
Single All the Way – Michael Urie and Philemon Chambers. Just like any other Christmas movie this one
is tremendously watchable. It’s also
nuanced. The love interests aren’t
generally bad or good, just maybe one is better than another. The mom wants to support her gay son but
works so hard at it that she really doesn’t see him. The crazy aunt is perhaps a sad
alcoholic. The teen girls, addicted to
their phones, have some insight. It is
what you expect and not. And I like
that.
The Holiday Fix Up – Jana Kramer and Ryan
McPartlin. There is absolutely nothing
original about this film but good writing, acting, even editing make it highly
watchable. With an HGTV twist and a fair
amount of charm and chemistry, it works.
A Christmas Proposal – Jessica Camacho and Adam
Rodriguez. Pretty Woman allusions
aside (there are more than a few) this is grounded by really decent actors –
Ms. Camacho being a hugely watchable performer.
It suffers just a touch of The Sound of Music problem … Rodriguez
is so convincing as a jerk that you really have to take a moment to buy into
his transformation … but if you can make that leap it works. And is just lovely.
“Princess Switch” movies – Vanessa Hudgens (and Vanessa
Hudgens and Vanessa Hudgens). This isn’t
your typical holiday fare, more like a modernized Prince and the Pauper
set at Christmastime. They are light,
fun, enjoyable and don’t take themselves to seriously. Good popcorn movies.
A Dickens of a Holiday! – Brooke D’Orsay and
Kristoffer Polaha. Here’s the truth –
this is about a community theatre production and stars two actors I like a lot,
one of whom I’ve had a crush on for a long (long) time. So, I was always going to like it. But I beyond all of that I do think this film
has merit. It’s not cute. Not even a little. Grounded and layered the script draws
connections between Polaha’s superstar character and the isolation and
emptiness of Scrooge’s life. It’s smart
and I wasn’t even tempted to look away.
An Unexpected Christmas – Bethany Joy Lenz and Tyler
Hynes. This one is actually well-written
and plays just a little like some 1930s screwball comedy. The dialog feels real. Bethany Joy Lenz is well-named and just a
pleasure to watch. The family dynamics
are both delightful and a bit torturous.
Like a normal family. It works.
A Picture Perfect Holiday – Tatyana Ali and Henderson
Wade. Nothing particularly original here
but it has, dare I say it – charm? It’s
fun. The two leads do a great job
batting the lines around with a kind of perfect tone. It’s a playful tease with a lot more “I’m
interested” than “I don’t like you.” My
only complaint is that it plays back on the theme so many of these films have,
that hard-working women are inflexible and rigid and just need to get the
hottie and loosen up.
Reba McEntire’s Christmas in Tune – Reba McEntire and
John Schneider. ‘Nuff said.
Christmas Sail – Katee Sackoff and Patrick
Sabongui. Funny how you can have the
same elements in dozens of films and sometimes it works and sometimes it
doesn’t. Strong actors, a slightly better
script, a small twist here or there (this one takes place on a boat) and a
predictable film is just less sappy and more grounded. This one has all the strengths and few of the
weaknesses of films of this type (and Terry O’Quinn doesn’t hurt, either). There is sadness which seems pervasive in
this year’s batch of holiday films but here it doesn’t take away from the
hope. Enjoyable watch.
Next Stop, Christmas – Polar Express meets Sliding
Doors meets It’s a Wonderful Life in this clever holiday film. Maybe you know where it’s going, maybe you
don’t. I really liked that it is fresh
and Lyndsy Fonseca does a great job finding the balance between humor and going
just a tad insane. Terrific couple of hours.
Christmas at Castle Hart – Lacey Chabert and Stuart
Townsend. In a strange twist this film
is almost identical to the new Netflix film A Castle for Christmas. Both have great scenery of the actual
locations, a grumpy nobleman, a castle in financial straits. In both films our leads take bicycles to a
local castle and end up with a private tour.
Weird. And I swear, it’s not my
heritage that says this film is better.
It’s just faster paced, has bigger stakes, more laughs and more
energy. It’s not perfect. The age difference between the leads is
palpable. Ms. Chabert looks years
younger than her 39 and Mr. Townsend looks every bit his almost 50 years. And there is more than a little bad
digitizing attempting to turn Ireland’s green into a snowy landscape. That aside, it was very enjoyable. I also can’t help but think that there were a
few digs on the other film. Ms.
Chabert’s character makes asides about Scotland and knitting. Maybe coincidence. Maybe not.
The Bitch Who Stole Christmas – I truly don’t know
where to begin. Is it different? Oh my, yes.
Refreshingly so. Replete with
naughty names, double-entendres, massive send-ups of Christmas films and meet-cutes
this one left me smiling. I had expected
a longer version of some of the Drag Show skits. Instead there was a real story and actual
song and dance numbers, not to mention more than a few familiar faces. It’s rude, crude, doesn’t take itself at all
seriously and it’s a delightful change-up from the saccharin sop.
Decent
A Dance Reunion Christmas – Monique Coleman and
Corbin Bleu. This one would be a total
loss based on every trope in the book, but the energy and downright charm of
Ms. Coleman and Mr. Bleu allows it to exceed expectations (Kim Roberts as the
mother isn’t bad either). Unlike many of
these films the scoring is thoughtful and adds to the narrative. The dancing, and chemistry, is a delight.
The Christmas Contest – Candace Cameron Bure and John
Brotherton. Candace Cameron Bure is the
undisputed queen of the Hallmark Christmas films and John Brotherton is just
adorable. There is nothing particularly
original here but nothing cringeworthy.
I made for a nice hour and a half (if you speed through the commercials.)
Holiday in Santa Fe – Emeraude Toubia and Mario
Lopez. The least interesting part of
this film is the so-called romance which includes every cliché in the book and
a scary amount of Botox and filler on the face of Mr. Lopez. The real story is that of the sister. Aimee Garcia, fresh from Lucifer,
steals the show with a storyline about finding oneself amidst grief. She is energetic, joyful and very real. She feels like a sister. And the kid is cute, too. Yes, you can make a holiday film without
snow. Brava, Ms. Garcia.
Sister Swap: A
Hometown Holiday and Sister Swap:
Christmas in the City – Kimberly Williams-Paisley and Mark Deklin,
Ashley Willams and Keith D. Robinson.
Real-life sisters Kimberly and Ashley provide a nice grounding to these
paired films with few new twists.
Keeping with the theme of sadness in this year’s films there are some
losses but the grief resonates without saturating. The supporting cast, which includes the likes
of Kevin Nealon and Jim Byrnes in relatively small roles, is strong. In the first film the cute kid is partnered
with a teenager making the kid less sugary.
In the second film the gay couple saves the day. There is a little déjà vu as scenes between
the sisters are repeated in each film.
The first has better chemistry between leads, the second has a more
interesting storyline (IMHO). Feel free
to play it in the background while doing Christmas cards, as I did.
You Make It Feel Like Christmas – Mary Antonini and
Michael Xavier. Some uneven acting and a
touch of sadness don’t dampen a pretty good film which breaks up all the
suppositions you might have in watching a so-called “Christmas movie”. The story is fresh, the energy real. Relationships are muddy and people spend a
good deal of time thinking through things.
Really thinking through things, not just glancing at one another over a
hot chocolate. Brava, Bravo.
Baking Spirits Bright – Rekha Sharma and Dion
Johnstone. What I like about this … Ms.
Sharma’s character is smart. She is,
unfortunately, a little harsh but she’s not wrong in sticking to her guns,
which she does for the betterment of her family business. The script is so-so and there are some bumpy
moments but it all works out okay.
Secretly Santa – Alicia Dea Josipovic and Travis
Nelson. A backwards Cinderella
meets Sleepless in Seattle in this kinda fun, kinda boring film. Interesting – the two leads know each other
in two lives, one where they like each other … a lot. Not interesting – their work
competition/bickering. It works out the
way you would think and has lots of hot chocolate scenes.
Sugar Plum Twist – Jamie Gray Hyder and Laura
Rosguer. Including the romantic stuff as
a secondary storyline this is a very authentic tale of two Hispanic women in
the dance world (mentor and mentee) working to find their true selves. It is miles away from the so-called “diverse
representation” quotas in other films and comes off as something highly
watchable and something you invest in.
You want these women to succeed.
It’s different. In a very good
way.
A Castle for Christmas – Snaps for leads Brooke
Shields and Cary Elwes, who are incredibly watchable, along with a terrific supporting
cast. There are great shots of Scotland
and a cute dog. There is also some odd
scoring, occasionally weird editing and a thin plot which was so predictable
that the arrival of the afternoon crows outside my window was more interesting
than the inevitable romance. That being
said, Brooke and Cary … worth it.
The Enchanted Christmas Cake – Erica Durance and
Robin Dunne. To be honest I was more
interested in the plot for this than the characters. It’s a bakery mystery with a lost
recipe. Erica Durance is a favorite
actor who unfortunately has fallen into the injectable fillers trap, making her
face, like so many others, look weird.
That aside, she’s genuine. Robin
Dunne would be forgettable if not for the fact that he chose to play the role
with a high degree of awkwardness, which comes off as interesting and
charming. The film is very flawed –
inconsistencies in the script mean that the “missing ingredient” is mentioned
in the opening as having been tried and dismissed. The climax is convoluted and comes out of
nowhere. That aside, there is a little
something here. But not a lot.
‘Tis the Season to be Merry – Rachel Leigh Cook and
Paul Essiembre. She’s great, he’s “meh”. So that kinda describes the film. Some of it is terrific, some it is fairly low
energy. But the script is decent, and in
the hands of the stronger actors, it works.
Match Made in Mistletoe – Natalie Lisinska and Damon
Runyan. This is about as middle of the
road as you get. No surprises, a lovely
job by Ms. Lisinska, a cute kid and some sketchy acting here and there. It’s as “okay” as it gets.
The Nine Kittens of Christmas – Kimberly Sustad’s
character seems perpetually depressed (and a little mean). But you have Brandon Routh, Gregory Harrison
and nine kittens. NINE. I mean, do I need say more?
Coyote Creek Christmas – Janel Parrish and Ryan
Paevy. This one uses every tired old
premise in the book (hard driving woman who is an event planner, a snow-covered
country inn which is about to be sold, a gay friend, a cute kid) but is saved
by Ms. Parrish, who brings energy and warmth to her role.
Open by Christmas – This one works because of
seasoned actors who made a kind of slow, predictable tale work. Thanks to them, and a very unusual plotline,
there is emotional payoff at the end. And
let’s hear it for making the relationship between two women friends, and their
search for “self” just as important as the romance.
A Fiancé for Christmas – Amanda Payton and Adam
Gregory. I liked Ms. Payton’s character,
from the beginning. Her character has a
real career and she is grounded. And
funny. And she eats. Some of the acting is awkward. Some of the story is awkward. And the ending is really really awkward. But it kind of works. For an hour and a half, anyway.
A Christmas Treasure – Jordin Sparks and Michael
Xavier. Low stakes leads to low energy
but Ms. Sparks and her potential beau are beautifully grounded. Unlike so many of these things, this story
feels almost real. And you get to hear
Jordin Sparks sing, so …
You, Me & The Christmas Trees – Danica McKellar
and Benjamin Ayres. There are achingly
bad actors in supporting roles who really distract but the story isn’t overly
sweet and the two leads build their attraction slowly and believably.
A Kiss Before Christmas – Teri Hatcher and James
Denton. The script is painfully stiff at
times but Teri Hatcher and James Denton together again is worth watching.
My Christmas Family Tree – A strong cast and a
not-primarily-romance-based plot make this one watchable but it’s a little on
the sad side with a hugely predictable twist and a manufactured crisis for the
climax.
Under the Christmas Tree – Elise Bauman and Tattiawna
Jones. A paint by numbers plot would
make this one a pass but a terrific supporting cast, including Enrico Colantoni
and Ricki Lake give it enough oomph to watch.
The leads aren’t bad either.
Blending Christmas – Hayley Duff and Aaron
O’Connell. It’s not great but there is a
slight interest for Brady Bunch fans as it reunites most of the original cast
of kids (who are now all AARP recipients).
It’s an homage, complete with iffy acting. So, if you enjoyed the original show,
enjoy. If not, it’s a pass.
An Ice Wine Christmas – Delightful Roselyn Sanchez
brings the smiles and energy with hottie Lyriq Bent bringing the steam. Unfortunately these two don’t make this
predictable cookie-cutter film interesting.
It might make you crave Ice Wine but not more story.
It Takes a Christmas Village – Brooke Nevin and Corey
Sevier. She’s great, he’s dour. And he kind of whispers every line (he
started his so-so film career as a model … not a surprise.) But he has puppy-dog eyes. So it kind of works now and then. But it has a sad undertone. Like so much these days.
A Royal Queens Christmas – Megan Park and Julian
Morris. It’s not bad but not
particularly good. Hugely derivative
with accents that are all over the place the acting isn’t bad, the story
incredibly predictable and the Prince’s major domo is often more interesting
than the leads. It’s like smashing
together a host of films you have seen before.
Films you like but this is, well, nice to have on in the background.
Eight Gifts of Hanukkah – Inbar Lavi and Jake
Epstein. Despite the talents of the
delightful Ms. Lavi and the switch-up from Christmas to Hanukkah, there isn’t
anything new here. It’s watchable but
just barely.
Candy Cane Candidate – Jacky Lai and Jake
Epstein. He’s charming, and, given the
plot, she’s a tone-deaf (w)itch. The
political plot doesn’t resonate in our current times and some of the supporting
actors are painful in their inability to act.
But the leads have energy, which is something. Not much.
But something.
Christmas CEO – Marisol Nichols and Paul Greene. This one isn’t lousy but it barely made the
cut. The actors are fine and there is a
cute kid but that’s about it. The whole
thing is “meh” … predictable and full of tropes typical to these kinds of
movies.
Christmas Movie Magic – Holly Deveaux and Drew
Seeley. This one is so bad that it’s
almost good. Almost. But not.
In an attempt to inject magical realism into these tired old plots there
is a (movie) story within a story. But
the dialog and acting are so bad – stilted and off – that it’s hard to take
anything very seriously. (Honestly, a
so-called journalist mispronounces “Pulitzer” in the first five minutes and the
term “Happy Endings” is used a LOT … with no double-entres.) Honestly, this one might make for a good
drinking game, but that’s about it.
Nope
I could tell you what is wrong with each of these or I can
just say one thing … “no”.
·
Nantucket Noel
·
Dancing Through the Snow
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Making Spirits Bright
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Christmas in Tahoe
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Welcome to the Christmas Family Reunion
·
Say Yes to Christmas
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A Christmas Together With You
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Gingerbread Miracle
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My Favorite Christmas Melody
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The Christmas Thief
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Boyfriends of Christmas Past
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The Santa Stakeout
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Maps and Mistletoe
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Ghosts of Christmas Past
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Toying with the Holidays

