Saturday, August 10, 2013

“How They Croaked: The Awful Ends of the Awfully Famous” by Georgia Bragg, illustrated by Kevin O'Malley

Laugh-out-loud funny, the “voice” of this book is edgy, snarky, and perfectly “teen.” With warnings aplenty about the grossness yet-to-come, the focus on genitalia, bodily fluids and poop is sure to excite almost any YA reader, particularly those of the male persuasion. Arranged in the order of expiration, each famous person is treated to a four-page (give or take) synopsis of their life, death, and things we've learned since they “croaked.” After this, you get a two-page addendum of sorts which might explain more about leeching or tuberculosis, for example. Throughout, there are great illustrations which highlight various parts of the tale, such as the dog that Marie Antoinette had to give up at the border when traveling to Paris. At the back, you actually get two bibliographies – a list of the academic sources used to write the book, and a second listing of “lighter” sources for students to learn more – including white-washed children's biographies, sketchy websites and Wikipedia. I think you have to take into account what this book is designed for, and what it isn't. This isn't a research item, it's a coffee-table book for teens that is best used to peak interest. Although you could blast through the 161 pages in a day, I found it more enjoyable to read a couple of entries, then come back to it now and then. That's all on the plus side. On the negative, there are serious concerns about facts with books like this. Trying to streamline history in a way to make it “cool” often results in a kind of dumbing-down that is somewhat cringe-worthy. Take, for instance, the comment that none of Henry VIII's wives stayed around very long – contradicted by the fact that he was married to his first wife for more than 20 years, something noted in the addendum to that section. The Henry entry also neglects to mention that the king “leaked” out of his coffin in the end – odd for a book that delights in anything nasty. In the section on Elizabeth I, the addendum states that only nine Shakespeare plays were written during her lifetime (um, no, the bulk of the canon was written and performed during her reign, including “The Merry Wives of Windsor” – written specifically for the Queen, who wanted Falstaff resurrected after she saw “Henry V”). In the James Garfield section, Lee Harvey Oswald is listed as a Presidential Assassin, but with a question-mark. It goes on and on. The love letters between Napoleon and Josephine? Ignored. The would-be emperor is made out to be a jerk, and in the black-and-white world of teen books, a bad guy can't also be someone who had a hot, steamy love-affair. What is inferred or left off is a general issue throughout. For example, Beethoven is virtually the only major composer to see significant recognition in his lifetime – and surely this was the reason that he had the financial means to address ongoing health issues – but it is never mentioned. It is also hinted at that he was gay – maybe, maybe not (what I've read leads me to lean on the side of not) but it's more for the smart-a** factor that this part of his personal life is mentioned, rather than anything relevant to the story. The author also waxes on about how lives were cut short by bad diagnoses, poor treatment and horrific diseases, but many in this book lived far beyond what they should have, given the life-expectancy of their times and the health issues they faced. One inexplicable omission in the book is coverage of Catherine the Great, whose death (in rumor, if not fact) was certainly as notorious as her life. Guess they wanted to keep the whole thing PG. In the end, it's an enjoyable book that will attract and engage teen readers. If they are serious about learning more, the academic resources listed in the back will be great places to start. I just have to work on not taking it too seriously.

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